Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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