Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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