porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
soo... how was my night?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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