They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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