I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I'm having to shit out rocks
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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