I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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