I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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