how can u be prego again
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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