She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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