You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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