Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Watching her eat just hurts me
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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