No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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