East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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