is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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