it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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