Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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