we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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