Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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