Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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