That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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