Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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