And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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