he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I'm both gender and math confused
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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