Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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