pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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