you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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