hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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