nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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