ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
