Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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