champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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