i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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