But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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