Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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