your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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