note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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