what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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