well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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