omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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