Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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