i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
My dick has a subreddit
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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