What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Alive.
So much puke
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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