Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
That accounts for only three of the penises
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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