i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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