No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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