didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I just found puke in my bra..
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
