Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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