Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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