I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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