My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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