Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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