we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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