i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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