so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I can't put those talents on a resume
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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